Newt – Voters Taking Sudden Turn To The Right
Stillreport: Good morning, I’m still reporting on the coup. Former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, the guy who always has the latest real polling in his pocket, last night came out with new predictions for the coming mid-term elections. It seems that the average voter is finally starting to focus on the race and has made some startling conclusions. During his appearance last night, Hannity just couldn’t seem to control his propensity for list recitation, to the point where Newt was just barely able to get his astounding new predictions in – a big blowout in both the U.S. House and Senate. [insert] I’m still reporting from just outside the citadel of freedom. Good day.